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      无厘头的句子:看到你我连食欲都没了,还谈什么性欲?

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        1.不愿做奴隶的人民,愿做人民币的奴隶。
        
        2.想想,马上从初三的老女人变成高一的小学妹就开心。
        
        3.我男朋友不吸烟,不喝酒,不打架,不存在。
        
        4.挤公交是包含散打、瑜珈、柔道、平衡木等多种体育和健身项目于一体的综合性运动。
        
        5.老师说,我们还小,不要谈恋爱,因为都是在养别人媳妇,不值得!
        
        6.人之初,性本善,你掏钱,我吃饭。
        
        7.“刚和我朋友下棋,他把我帅吃了”“你想表达什么?”“我帅死了”
        
        8.对于,看完鬼片不敢上厕所的孩子们,我想说鬼也是有尊严的,哪个鬼夜没事躲你家马桶里等你。
        
        9.孔子曰:知识就像是内衣,虽然看不见,但是很关键。
        
        10.在电梯里放了一个闷屁,我喊了声“什么东西糊了”,于是一电梯的人把我的屁吸干净了。
        
        11.看到你我连食欲都没了,还谈什么性欲?
        
        12.不挂科,我所欲也;不学习,亦我所欲也。二者不可兼得,我嘞个去也……
        
        13.“假期为什么这么短”“因为假期没有上午”
        
        14.那天看到你在大街上摔倒了,当时着急的要死,多希望现实能够像网络一样可以在右下角轻轻点个赞。
        
        15.剪了短发不一定是女王,也有可能是女神经www.cddnr.com
        
        16.“对待学习,就要像追自己喜欢的女孩一样积极”“你TM一下追9个试试”
        
        17.不要和我比懒,我懒的和你比。
        
        18.班主任是什么?班主任就是一个破坏完你友情,再破坏你爱情,还不放过你亲情的人。
        
        19.别老看AV,你也不看看键盘上,字母A和V后面分别是什么。
        
        20.到底谁特么的蓝牙名叫“一只老母猪”!每次我开蓝牙,系统就提示“一只老母猪要和你配对”。
        
        21.我在马路边,看到一分钱,刚要弯腰捡,一看是口痰!——我靠,谁吐这么圆?
        
        22.数学老师带我们在题海中遨游,结果她上岸了,我们全都淹死了。
        
        23.“紫薇,你有什么苦,今日都跟朕讲讲吧,是谁打了你?”“回皇上的话,嬷嬷嬷打”“告状就告状,你卖什么萌呀”
        
        24.挣钱是一种能力,花钱是一种技术,我能力有限,技术却很高。
        
        25.几个小男孩凑了十几块钱想买玩具,但不知该买什么,其中一个提议道:去买卫生巾吧!众不解,问为什么?男孩说,我也不太清楚,不过电视上说有了它,就可以爬山、滑水、打球、溜冰,而且快乐没烦恼。
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