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      有意思的QQ说说:对我好一点,否则不给你生儿子

      类别: | 来自: | 发布时间:2015-08-11 | 人气值:
        1.不要迷恋哥,嫂子会揍你
        
        2.看我不顺眼的人,能给您心里添堵,我真是舒坦。
        
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        5.保持青春的秘诀,是有一颗不安分的心。
        
        6.法律规定:男人23岁才能结婚,可是18岁就能当兵。这说明了3个问题:一是杀人比做丈夫容易;二是过日子比打仗难;三是女人比敌人更难对付。
        
        7.吃的是草,挤出来的是青春痘!
        
        8.作业加载中loading...1%...2%...3%...5%...5%...5%...作业加载失败,请教育局重新放假。
        
        9.女人喜欢长的坏坏的男人,而不是长坏的男人。
        
        10.你想发财吗?你想交桃花运吗?你想当官吗?你想一夜成名吗?你想永葆青春吗?——不要瞎想了,好好学习吧!
        
        11.众里寻她千百度,嫣然回首,那人对我不屑一顾。
        
        12.我要吃棒棒糖,我们一人一半好不好?——嗯,好,我吃糖,你吃棒。
        
        13.亲爱的,对我好一点,否则不给你生儿子。
        
        14.别人都是手牵手,我却手里牵条狗,看谁不爽咬两口。
        
        15.不要以为你在我心里就太嚣张。把我逼急了就算心千疮百孔我也会把你掏出来。
        
        16.打雷的时候站在大树下,对老天爷说,我也要穿越!www.cddnr.com
        
        17.本人卖小吃,有一个小孩跑过来,开始说要买东西,但看到我之后说了一句:“叔叔你长的好丑啊,我不买你东西了!”说完掉头就走了,我当时就石化了!
        
        18.年轻的时候,我们常常冲着镜子做鬼脸;年老的时候,镜子算是扯平了。
        
        19.今天天气很好,在房间里宅久了,准备去客厅散散心。
        
        20.给你讲个故事:一只猪在讲故事!另一只猪笑了
        
        21.不求以风骚惊天下,只求以猥琐动人心
        
        22.跟你很熟吗?没事弹个视频,你当是你家电视啊,一按就出人。
        
        23.我暗恋的人昨天换了发型,我顿时觉得我变心了。
        
        24.自从我买了步步高手机以后,每走一步都步步惊心。
        
        25.只要心中有课,走在哪里都不算逃课。
        
        26.新闻联播的牛X之处在于就算你一直在换台,也能完整的看完一条新闻。
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