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      幽默的QQ心情:虽然认输不会死,但我死也不认输

      类别: | 来自: | 发布时间:2015-08-11 | 人气值:
        1.如果我能原谅你的庸俗,那么你能原谅我的装逼么?
        
        2.有时候,我在想,我眼里所看到的和世上所有其他人眼里所看到的,是不是同样的东西。也许,我脑袋里哪里短路了。
        
        3.有的人,做面膜的时候,比真人好看多了。
        
        4.男人是条狗,谁有本事谁牵走。
        
        5.别人说你脑子有病,我可不同意,因为脑子有病还得先有脑子。
        
        6.爱情像鬼,相信的人多,但见到的人少。
        
        7.如果有人问起,你怎么变胖了,你就说忘了。不要解释,越解释越悲伤。
        
        8.虽然认输不会死,但我死也不认输。
        
        9.扔硬币:正面就去上网、反面就去睡觉,立起来就去写作业。
        
        10.都说女人是衣服,姐是你们穿不起的牌子。
        
        11.现在的放假,暑假放得和寒假一样,寒假放得和国庆一样,国庆放得和五一一样,五一放得和周末一样,周末放得和没放一样,总结了,放假就跟放屁一样。
        
        12.当你觉得你喜欢的人也喜欢你的时候,一般是你想多了。www.cddnr.com
        
        13.春天是感冒和感情高发的季节。有人不小心感冒了,有人不小心恋爱了,我属于前者。我当年也是个痴情的种子,结果下了场雨,淹死了。
        
        14.我真是个花心的人,暑假刚走了我就想着寒假。
        
        15.那个穿着衣服的发糕是谁?——海绵宝宝
        
        16.都说谈恋爱影响学习,我倒想问:难道学习不影响谈恋爱吗?
        
        17.能动手,就尽量别吵吵。
        
        18.出问题先从自己身上找原因,别一便秘就怪地球没引力。
        
        19.淡定另一个名字叫装B。
        
        20.我们的目标是:三好学生。我们的努力:好吃、好玩、好睡。
        
        21.近视眼的悲哀:30米开外雌雄不辨,50米开外人畜不分。
        
        22.男:“为什么不接受我?”女:“我们性别不合”
        
        23.你问雄癞蛤蟆什么最美,他的回答一定是雌癞蛤蟆。不用怀疑他的欣赏水平,只是所处的环境不同。
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