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      搞笑的心情短语:女人是麻烦,男人就喜欢自找麻烦

      类别: | 来自: | 发布时间:2015-08-11 | 人气值:
        1.现在的同学都真不礼貌,上课都不和我说话。
        
        2.有些事情无须争辩,表面服从,偷偷反抗。
        
        3.你给我滚,马不停蹄的滚。
        
        4.最近读了一本教人遗忘的书,受益匪浅,书名忘了,内容也忘了。
        
        5.猛的一看你不怎么样,仔细一看还不如猛的一看。
        
        6.看我不顺眼,你可以选择自杀,也可以选择装瞎。
        
        7.说金钱是罪恶,都在捞;说美女是祸水,都想要;说高处不胜寒,都在爬;说烟酒伤身体,都不戒;说天堂最美好,都不去!
        
        8.自恋不是罪,迷恋哥的请后面排队。
        
        9.成功的男人背后一定有一个伟大的女人,成功的老板背后一定有一群倒霉的员工。
        
        10.万恶的新社会啊,为什么你就没有包办婚姻了?
        
        11.谁再无视我,我就给他讲故事:从前有个人,他不爱搭理我,第二天他就死了。
        
        12.天若有情天亦老,抢我对象死得早。www.cddnr.com
        
        13.你试过让藏獒闻你的全身吗?我试过,一只藏獒在我身上闻着,重点闻我的小弟弟,我都感觉我小弟弟在使劲的往里缩,我次奥!
        
        14.心情不好,就去学校门口踢自行车,踢一个倒一排。
        
        15.学校就像监狱,想进来的时候进不去,想出来的时候,出不去,偶尔碰见校长了,就像碰见监狱长。
        
        16.什么是幸福?幸福就是猫吃鱼,狗吃肉,奥特曼打小怪兽。
        
        17.你不想接我电话就直说,别老让中国移动帮你说对不起。
        
        18.女人是麻烦,男人就喜欢自找麻烦。
        
        19.加了老师qq之后,一切签名都与爱无关。
        
        20.小时候,一直以为世界上只有两个国家、一个是中国、一个是外国。。。
        
        21.是媳妇重要还是游戏重要?当然是媳妇重要,所以我只敢打游戏,不敢打媳妇。
        
        22.不以结婚为目地的谈恋爱,都是在替别人养老婆。
        
        23.开学是会呼吸的痛,它活在我身上所有角落,剪头发会痛,穿校服会痛,连看到老师也痛。
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