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      有趣的说说:喜欢玩神庙逃亡是因为我喜欢被人追

      类别: | 来自: | 发布时间:2015-08-11 | 人气值:
        1.我喝了那么多次优乐美奶茶,也没见周杰伦问我是他的谁
        
        2.以后谁敢欺负我,就把你们名字写裤衩上,放屁嘣死你丫的。
        
        3.永远也不要低估一个姑娘的好奇心!她能把一个人的微博、评论及回复从今年去年翻到前年!只要她想知道!
        
        4.如果有一天你死了,一定是贱死的。
        
        5.有时你想放弃老师,在此同时老师也想放弃你。
        
        6.学习就学习呗,为什么要考试?怎么人与人之间一点信任都没有?
        
        7.上课睡睡觉,下课对着帅哥发发花痴,寝室跟女生聊聊八卦,一天就快点过去吧。
        
        8.不要对姐放电,你哥有来电显示。
        
        9.如果你晚上被热醒了,别忘了顺手帮你室友盖个被子
        
        10.跌倒了站起来,换个好看的姿势再倒下。
        
        11.老师总鄙视差学生拉了班级的后腿,班级又不是狗,还分前腿后腿的。
        
        12.我一巴掌拍死五只蚊子,其中有四只来了例假。
        
        13.理科的强大在于你抄了答案也看不懂,文科的强大在于你看了答案就不想抄了。
        
        14.祖国尚未统一,学习没有心情。www.cddnr.com
        
        15.此次起床共用了5分钟,你已击败了全国88%学生,寝室还有一位同学起床失败,正在重起,隔壁宿舍全部死机!
        
        16.我对你的爱,就像拖拉机爬山坡哪样轰轰烈烈。
        
        17.你如果视我为游戏,我就开挂虐死你
        
        18.我空有一身泡妞的本事,可惜自己是个妞。
        
        19.你存在我婶婶的被窝里,看我叔不杀了你。
        
        20.你为什么那么喜欢玩神庙逃亡?因为我喜欢被人追。可是追你的那些都是禽兽阿。。。。
        
        21.只是因为在人群中多看了你一眼,我便瞎了眼。
        
        23.世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死,而是开家长会时,丈母娘就在面前,而你却只能喊阿姨。
        
        24.我五分钟后到,如果没到请再读一遍此短信
        
        25.失败是成功他妈,那我已经有很多妈了,可一个怀孕的也没有。。
        
        26.两个人在一起久了,就会有一种莫名的默契,比如:你不理我,我就不理你。
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