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      笑死人的句子:想当年,姐最瘦的时候才六斤半!

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        1.我对着同桌大喊我同桌是猪他对我大喊你同桌才是猪
        
        2.上课时间就像南孚电池,一节更比六节长。
        
        3.你有什么不开心的事?说出来让大家开心一下。
        
        4.别人二十几岁就家产过亿,十亿,几十亿,我就五百万,还是像素…
        
        5.年轻只有一次,青春不能重来。所以要百无禁忌、潇洒颠覆全世界——搞怪要彻底,破坏要有力,闯祸走专利,装乖走绝技,整人靠天份,被整看缘分。
        
        6.想当年,姐最瘦的时候才六斤半!
        
        7.曾经我对你的爱,你当做儿戏,现在你们对我的爱,我当你放的一个屁。
        
        8.青春很快就过去,什么音乐,电影,爱人都不是防腐剂。
        
        9.考试你真坏!伤了我的心不说,还伤我爸妈的心。
        
        10.阿狸:我可以亲亲你吗?桃子:不要!阿狸:我刚刚说什么?桃子:我可以亲亲你吗?阿狸:可以可以!
        
        11.所谓自然醒,其实是被尿憋醒的。
        
        12.聊天诚可贵,网费价更高。若为睡觉故,二者皆可抛。
        
        13.最恐怖的事情是最近访客里有班主任www.cddnr.com
        
        14.A喜欢B,B喜欢C,C喜欢D。这就是为何那么人单身的原因。这个世界性的问题不好解决。
        
        15.中国女排输给泰国,谁能保证泰国上的都是女的。
        
        16.对星期一各种讨厌,对星期五各种怀念。
        
        17.今天早自学前桌女生手机响了,周围瞬间读书声爆响。尼玛这才叫团结!
        
        18.月老啊!您能不能不要用山寨的红绳给我牵姻缘?隔三差五断啊!
        
        19.那些年错过的大雨,这些天全部还给你。
        
        20.昨天捡了一块鼠标垫,想配台电脑,大家说还缺些啥呢?
        
        21.曾试过把冰箱门慢慢地关上,想看看里面的灯究竟是什么时候灭的。
        
        22.念了十几年书,想起来还是幼儿园比较好混
        
        23.wifi不加密的邻居才是好邻居
        
        24.讨厌听到“对不起”这三个字,这说明我又被什么人占便宜,或者被欺骗,甚至被辜负。
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